5 Bed / 6 Bath Home in The River Club

4834 Elkhorn Hill Drive

Suwanee, GA 30024

$3950000
Welcome Home to your Elegant Rustic Style Lodge with unique custom finishes and high quality Craftsmanship throughout the home. A splendid setting where elegance meets nature. This 5BD/6.3 BA home (2 of the BD's are master Suites)has private view of the Greg Norman Golf Course, a pond and mature woods. Backyard features pool w/hot tub,waterfall and Firepit for your everyday enjoyment. 2 Cooks kitchens, 6 FP's,Spa area on terrace level w/Sauna,Steam shower,massage room, work out room & Aerobic room.3 Laundry rooms, Elevator, Wide plank hand scraped walnut floors.

Summary

MLS #5650314
Price3950000
Bedrooms5
Bathrooms (Full)6
Square Footage10185
Square Footage SourceTax Record
StatusActive

Features

7 Bed / 7 Bath Home in THE RIVER CLUB

4745 Cuyahoga Cove

Suwanee, GA 30024

$3790000
ONE OF THE MOST IMPRESSIVE FRENCH PROVINCIAL ESTATES TO REACH MARKET IN N. ATLANTA, BOASTING UNPRECEDENTED DETAIL & ARCHITECTURAL CUSTOM CRAFTSMANSHIP.... SITTING ON A LEVEL CUL-DE-SAC LOT YET PERCHED TALL ABOVE THE GREG NORMAL GOLF COURSE, WITH PANORAMIC VIEWS AND 380 FT OF LAKE FRONTAGE, THIS HOME TOOK ALMOST $1 MILLION IN HAND-CUT TENNESSEE STONEWORK ALONE. ENJOY WIDE-PLANK HEART OF PINE FLOORING, LARGE AND ENTERTAINING OPEN FLOOR PLAN. ABSOLUTELY STUNNING GOURMET CHEF'S KITCHEN WITH DOUBLE SUB ZEROS- AND VIRTUALLY EVERY CONCEIVABLE OPTION. 4 FIREPLACES. 5-CAR

Summary

MLS #5718436
Price3790000
Bedrooms7
Bathrooms (Full)7
Square Footage11738
Square Footage SourceTax Record
StatusActive

Features

6 Bed / 6 Bath Home in The River Club

4695 Whitestone Way

Suwanee, GA 30024

$2599000
Custom Home in The River Club. 6 Bedroom 6.5 Ba on double lot backing golf course. 1st floor features large 2 story foyer overlooking LR with handsome study and large entertaining DR. Gourmet kitchen overlooks oversized Family Room and covered porch. Master on main and 2nd bedroom on main. Upstairs features 3 bedrooms all with private baths and large dressing area. Terrace level features bedroom and bath, Bar area, game room and theatre.

Summary

MLS #5751567
Price2599000
Bedrooms6
Bathrooms (Full)6
Square Footage8412
Square Footage SourceAppraisal
StatusActive

Features

6 Bed / 6 Bath Home in The River Club

4605 Whitestone Way

Suwanee, GA 30024

$2500000
Exquisite estate home with the finest attention to detail throughout. Overlooking 4th green, home features marble inlayed foyer, Liv Rm, Office w/FP, opulent Great Rm w/FP, state of the art Kitchen, Stunning Keeping Rm w/beamed ceiling & FP, Romantic Master on main, elevator, World class terrace Lvl w/Rec Rm w/FP, Bar, Billiards Rm w/FP, Humidor, Home Theater(all equipment stays!), 2nd master suite & most beautiful finish work in the River Club. Pool & spa w/stone surround, stunning outdoor living areas. WOW!

Summary

MLS #5722910
Price2500000
Bedrooms6
Bathrooms (Full)6
Square Footage9476
Square Footage SourceTax Record
StatusActive

Features

6 Bed / 6 Bath Home in The River Club

869 Big Horn Hollow

Suwanee, GA 30024

$2450000
Welcome home...you've earned this! Enter an innovative floor plan built for entertaining & family enjoyment. Delight in vaulted wood beamed ceilings throughout, wood, brick & travertine floors, wide baseboards, stained doors throughout. The chef of the family will revel in the showcase kitchen of granite and brick. Master on main, separate his & hers baths/closets with car wash shower for both to enjoy. Terrace level is filled with customized features including media room with built in show cases for memorabilia, bar, wine cellar, game room, cozy rec room with fireplace

Summary

MLS #5713023
Price2450000
Bedrooms6
Bathrooms (Full)6
Square Footage9663
Square Footage SourceTax Record
StatusActive

Features

6 Bed / 6 Bath Home in The River Club

912 Little Darby Lane

Suwanee, GA 30024

$2099000
Old world European inspired master piece, indescribable detail thruout,in private setting, 2 story grand foyer w/spiral staircase, pecky cypress paneled study, gourmet kitchen views to fireside keep rm ,Private master suite on main level w/spa like master bath, his/hers closets w/custom built-ins, whole house audio system ,cover porch w/outdoor fireplace/Terrace level features: Pub style bar,w/1800 bottle wine cellar, theater seats 8 features concession stand, billiard rm,card rm,spa rm w/sauna, salt water pool & spa w/cascading waterfalls & outdoor fire pit.

Summary

MLS #5693604
Price2099000
Bedrooms6
Bathrooms (Full)6
Square Footage9755
Square Footage SourceBuilder
StatusActive

Features

6 Bed / 6 Bath Home in The River Club

811 Flathead Pass

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1975000
Exquisite stone home. Quiet cul-de-sac. 1+/- acres. Impeccable detail + finishes, motor court w 6-car garage. Dormer windows w diagonal panes, peaked arches accent old world architecture. Entry offers views of dining rm + 2-story fireside great rm w 16' windows + flanking bookcases. Arched 8' French doors + 14' ceiling in fireside library. Chefs kitchen w generous counterspace, walk-in pantry, opens to fireside keeping rm w walls of windows + coffered ceiling. Owners suite w 14' ceiling, fireplace, luxury closet 'for her', spiral stairs to 'his closet' + exercise space,

Summary

MLS #5756560
Price1975000
Bedrooms6
Bathrooms (Full)6
Square Footage8200
Square Footage SourceTax Record
StatusActive

Features

6 Bed / 5 Bath Home in The River Club

962 Little Darby Lane

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1849999
Exquisite details with superb finishing mark this amazing River Club home! Formal DR w pecky cypress walls, rustic aged exposed beams, handkerchief ceiling in foyer w built in bookcases. Kitchen built for 2 chefs w island feat all Viking appl & custom inlay cabinetry. Owners suite on main. Barn door leads to pool bath, mud rm w laundry & hammered copper sink. Junior master w spa bath. Finished terrace level& outdoor living at its finest. Complete w private 1 Bdrm Guest House w kitchenette & screened porch overlooking saltwater pool w spa.

Summary

MLS #5645985
Price1849999
Bedrooms6
Bathrooms (Full)5
Square Footage7603
Square Footage SourceBuilder
StatusActive

Features

5 Bed / 5 Bath Home in The River Club

878 Crescent River Pass

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1799999
Stunning Brick & Stone Manor home w good golf course views. Outdoor living rooms on multi levels w fireplace overlooking pool & waterfall spa. Chefs kitchen w mixed woods. Working island w veggie sink, warming drawer, Wolf gas coooktop, dual dishwashers, subzero and wine chiller. Main floor boasts study w fireplace, living room w fireplace & stone walls, formal dining room, & owners suite on main. 3 generous ensuite bedrooms upstairs. Terrace level finished w media, billiards area, custom bar, wine, office, & guest bedroom w full bath.

Summary

MLS #5758623
Price1799999
Bedrooms5
Bathrooms (Full)5
Square Footage7316
Square Footage SourceTax Record
StatusActive

Features

6 Bed / 5 Bath Home in The River Club

5212 Boulder Bluff Way

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1789900
A cul-de-sac lot, this 6 bed home offers an abundance of outdoor living spaces,spa pool & fire pit backing up to natural woods. Foyer flanked w/a large DR & study.The kitchen has it all: island w/serving bar,walk-in pantry & counter space for the home chef.The vaulted kitchen-family room is accented w/ truss beams. Main floor master has spacious his/her walk in closets. A finished terrace w/ theater, family/billiards & game rooms,full kitchen, weight room, guest suite & BA completes this home.

Summary

MLS #5687744
Price1789900
Bedrooms6
Bathrooms (Full)5
Square Footage7553
Square Footage SourceTax Record
StatusActive

Features

6 Bed / 6 Bath Home in None

2915 Southers Circle

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1680000
Peaceful estate with all the amenities-an entertainer's delight! Enter through the iron gate & follow the drive through the trees to your new dream home. A must see with no detail forgotten! Gorgeous Chef's kitchen open to keeping room & breakfast area. Master on main. Finished basement w/full kitchen, custom walnut bar, theater room & more. Saltwater pool/spa with auto cover & outdoor fireplace. HUGE shop w/14' RV door & second 12' door, foam insulation, wired 220 w/gas lines run. Enjoy the convenience of the Chattahoochee Recreation Area out your back door.

Summary

MLS #5740199
Price1680000
Bedrooms6
Bathrooms (Full)6
Square Footage5385
Square Footage SourceAppraisal
StatusActive

Features

4 Bed / 4 Bath Home in The River Club

4870 Hanalei Hollow

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1599990
Home must be sold with a 18-24 month lease back. Fabulous Arthur Rutenberg Custom Home siutated in the River Valley at The River Club. This stunning home features an open floor plan for entertaining, gourmet chef's kitchen and owners suite on the main floor. Upstairs are 3 additional on suite bedrooms and a bonus room. Home has amazing view of 16th fairway and is walking distance to the club. This home is sold furnished.

Summary

MLS #5765916
Price1599990
Bedrooms4
Bathrooms (Full)4
Square Footage4333
Square Footage SourceBuilder
StatusActive

Features

6 Bed / 6 Bath Home in THE RIVER CLUB

4732 Blackwater Way

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1599900
Sitting beautifully on the 6th hole, this home has all the extensive trim/finishes any discriminating buyer will appreciate! Filled w natural light w features to include solid teak flooring, true hand crafted masonry frpl, planked walls in FR, waterworks faucets throughout, custom interior trim & built ins, calcutta gold marble counter tops, & custom hardware. Home is accented w hand baked brick, stone foundation & slate roof for welcoming appeal. Owner suite up w frpl & bath w waterworks tub, steam shower & bidet. Terr lvl w kitchen/bar & bath. 4 car garage too!

Summary

MLS #5566477
Price1599900
Bedrooms6
Bathrooms (Full)6
Square Footage7800
Square Footage SourceTax Record
StatusActive

Features

7 Bed / 8 Bath Home in Belmore Estates

4994 Price Drive

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1599000
Stunning brick & stone estate on over 1 acre in private gated community. Resort style pool featuring waterfall,slide,hot tub, & fire pit plus covered porch w fireplace.4car garage, 8 fireplaces, 3 laundry rooms. Huge owner's suite w private balcony, spacious secondary bedrooms & lofts. Gourmet kitchen well-equipped w high-end appliances opens to spacious keeping room & breakfast room overlooking pool.Terrace level has 2nd kitchen/bar, theater, fitness, steam sauna, game room, den, & guest suite. MANY details and UPGRADES! Luxurious Lifestyle!

Summary

MLS #5765505
Price1599000
Bedrooms7
Bathrooms (Full)8
Square Footage11592
Square Footage SourceTax Record
StatusActive

Features

6 Bed / 6 Bath Home in The River Club

4505 Whitestone Way

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1550000
Tuscan columns and a wrought iron railing greet you at the covered porch of this brick & stone estate, inviting you to step inside. The gracious interior includes 12' ceilings, panelled study, sunny solarium with brick walls & soaring arched windows, a chef's dream kitchen w/ honed granite counter tops, soapstone apron sink, top of the line appliances. Tremendous entertaining space with covered outdoor living space including an outdoor dining porch. Guest suite on main lined by leaded glass windows w/ access to the covered porch.

Summary

MLS #5634131
Price1550000
Bedrooms6
Bathrooms (Full)6
Square Footage8187
Square Footage SourceAppraisal
StatusActive

Features

5 Bed / 5 Bath Home in The River Club

932 Chattooga Trace

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1490000
Modern Day CHIC nestled in the ultra exclusive River Club. Every detail was carefully selected and quality crafted; Reclaimed wood beams & finishes, shiplap & birch walls, Luster Stone walls & ceilings, rich moldings. Master suite on main offers serenity & privacy. Open 2 story family room w/ stone fireplace & T&G ceiling adjacent to the modern renovated chef's kitchen. Enjoy alfresco dining on the covered porch or enjoy smores by the fire on the amazing renovated Trex deck that overlooks the pristine gardens. Full daylight terrace level awaits your finishes.

Summary

MLS #5760185
Price1490000
Bedrooms5
Bathrooms (Full)5
Square Footage5780
Square Footage SourceAppraisal
StatusActive

Features

7 Bed / 6 Bath Home in The River Club

4508 Lochsa Lane

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1490000
Lovely custom brick & stone home in THE RIVER CLUB. Fantastic floor plan W/2 story foyer & LR, executive office, volume ceilings, curved staircase + rear stairs. Beautiful kitchen w/Wolf/Subzero/Bosch/Double ovens & Walk in pantry integrated into cabinetry - overlooks keeping rm w/FP & wood plank ceiling. Guest Suite on Main Level, 4 ensuite BR's up, and 2 BR/1 BA on terrace level along with bar, theater rm (includes equipment) & rec rm. Rear grounds are stunning w/large brick & stone patio, FP, stone pizza oven, grill, sink, stunning hot tub spills over into pool.

Summary

MLS #5743797
Price1490000
Bedrooms7
Bathrooms (Full)6
Square Footage8116
Square Footage SourceAppraisal
StatusActive

Features

4 Bed / 5 Bath Home in The River Club

878 Big Horn Hollow

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1488888
Superb craftsmanship reflect in the River Club brick/stone home. Welcoming foyer feat inlaid floors & flanked by gentleman's Study w custom builtins & formal DR. Natural light fills the GR w fireplace & wet bar. Gourmet Kit feat dual Dishwashers, Subzero, Thermador 6 burner cooktop & dual convection ovens, large island & 2 pantries! Main level owner ste w sitting area & spa bath. Stained Canadian Maple hardwood flooring, 2 ensuite bdrms up & junior owner ste w jetted tub & dual vanities. Fin terr includes billiards/game room & gym w rubber flooring w full bath.

Summary

MLS #5758524
Price1488888
Bedrooms4
Bathrooms (Full)5
Square Footage7133
Square Footage SourceAppraisal
StatusActive

Features

5 Bed / 5 Bath Home in The River Club

5108 Coosa Court

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1475000
Located in a Private setting,home has been meticulously maintained paneled study, gourmet kitchen views to fireside vaulted keep rm,hardwood flooring throughout,master suite on main level w/spa like master bath, his/hers closets w/custom built-ins,second master suite upstairs,large secondary bedrooms w/private baths & great closet space,laundry on main & upstairs cover screen porch w/outdoor fireplace amazing backyard w/stone paver patio that views cascading waterfall & outdoor fire pit.Home backs up to nature preserve,prefect lot for pool walk out from your main floor

Summary

MLS #5765721
Price1475000
Bedrooms5
Bathrooms (Full)5
Square Footage6603
Square Footage SourceTax Record
StatusActive

Features

5 Bed / 4 Bath Home in The River Club

4971 Roaring Fork Pass

Suwanee, GA 30024

$1426000
Stunning J. Patrick O'Donnell brick & stone masterpiece brimming with character in The River Club. Situated on wide lot with preserved forest area, this 5BR, 4 and 2 half BA home is loaded with high-end features, including custom closet system in elegant master retreat on main. Chef's kitchen with pot filler, beverage refrigerator, warming drawer, farm sink, sliding barn door and Wolf range opens up to vaulted, beamed ceilings in family room and screened porch with fireplace. Perfect for entertaining! Full daylight lower level is framed, roughed in for lg in-law suite.

Summary

MLS #5706779
Price1426000
Bedrooms5
Bathrooms (Full)4
Square Footage5000
Square Footage SourceBuilder
StatusActive

Features

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Sellers only need 1 buyer!

Advertising and marketing are generally done for the purpose of finding as many people as possible. We see it on TV and magazines, or hear it on the radio. Spam emails, and pop-up ads. They are all focused on one thing, getting as many people as possible to get the message.

But, in real estate, that is all wrong. We don’t have a million pairs of shoes or billions of hamburgers or even 287 cars on the lot. We are trying to sell one house. Just one. Ok, if I have 10 listings, I’ might be trying to sell 10 houses, ditto for 100 or 1ooo… but when I write an ad for one house, I only need that ad to sell one house. The pictures of the house only need to sell that one house. The flyer is all about that one house.

How many buyers does it take to buy one house?

If you just said one, move to the front of the class…

Why, then, do we write ads that try appeal to scores, if not hundreds of potential buyers? Simple, it is to cast a wide net… at least that is what the marketing types call it. Put it in front of as many people as possible and hopefully someone will want it.

Does that sound like a good strategy?

Does McDonald’s support the opera? Do the Atlanta Thrashers advertise their games on billboards in Detroit? Is Barak Obama running his commercials on Nickelodeon? Are we going to see Mitt Romney hosting a special on the Disney Channel?

Of course not. It wouldn’t make any sense. That isn’t the target market. Should we do media buys on national TV networks to sell houses in the suburbs of Atlanta, GA? Still no.

So, what is the point of all of this?

Simple. Niche marketing. As real estate agents, we do it. A real estate agent can’t be all things to all people. I can’t be an expert in everything. I wrote a while ago about specializing in everything… And that it doesn’t work. One can’t be a specialist in everything.

Other agents specialize in a small geographic area, or in golf properties or equestrian properties. They spend their time with those people, or in those areas.

Still other agents (actually, the majority) don’t specialize in anything. They will list anything or deal with any buyer. They don’t aspire to be the experts in their field. They just aspire to get another deal done.Garage in the Addison at The Legends at Parkview development

I specialize in properties for auto enthusiasts. I market to auto enthusiasts. I understand auto enthusiasts. I AM an auto enthusiast. I understand the needs of people that are like me.

Wrap it up, Lane.

Here is what it comes down to… I write my blog, and my website for auto enthusiasts that are or will be interested in buying properties with big garages. I study the market for properties with big garages. I work with buyers interested in those types of properties. I do this so that I can target market for homes with big garages. I know that there is only one buyer needed to sell a property. And, I know that the buyer of a property with a 4 car garage will probably like cars. And, I know that I have a better chance of finding that buyer on a car website than cruising Disney’s website. I know that when I start buying TV ads in Atlanta, Speed TV will be a better ad buy than the Game Show Network. I also know that an ad for th at house is getting a higher number of appropriate hits in Hemming’s Motor News than in the AJC.

So, if you are really trying to sell your house, let me know. We can work out a marketing plan that will search for the buyer in the right place, rather than just standing at the mall and yelling out hoping that the right person passes by.

Just as a funny aside, one of the agents in my network wrote about a seller in FL that wanted him to hire a person to stand in the front yard and shake a for sale sign on the weekends. Granted, it will get attention, but will a passerby be so thrilled to see the person standing in the yard that they will have to buy the house?

Is it time to buy or sell a house in Gwinnett County, GA?

It depends on a lot of things.

If you have to move… it doesn’t much matter if the market is good or bad, you have to move, so the only advice I can offer is to make sure that you are priced competitively and that your house is in top condition.  Landscape it, stage it, get great photos, and price it right… it will sell.

If you have to move, but can afford to hold the property as an investment property, it might be a good deal for you.  Obviously you need to consult a tax professional and maybe your accountant as well, but if you rent your home out for a few years, you might still be able to avoid capital gains taxes if it is sold within an appropriate time frame… unless the IRS rules change.

Assuming that you are in a position to carry the property between renters, if the market comes back within the appropriate time frame, you may get enough more at sale to make it worthwhile.

Let’s say that the house would have to sell for $200,000 in the current market.

  • If your carrying costs are about $1700/mo.
  • And the rent would be about $2000/mo.

you would gross about $7200 over two years.  More importantly, you might see a price increase up to 5% (might be more or less) which might add up to another $10,000.

That is $17,000 in two years.  It is sort of a hedge play on the price of the new house…

If you are moving up, the timing might be good.   You aren’t going to see the same pricing on the house that you sell that you might have seen in 2006.  Of course there are micro-markets that are running counter to that.  But, for most areas, selling now will yield a lower amount than a few years ago… and buying the next house will yield a similar discount.

So, if you “lose” 5% on your $300,000 house, and “get” 5% on your new $400,000 dollars, you are trading the $15,000 loss for a $20,000 gain.  That means that on the transaction, you are $5,000 ahead.

Couple that with great interest rates if you have good or great credit, along with the huge inventory on the market, and the result is that price selection and terms are great for many move up buyers.

If you are downsizing… it isn’t looking so good.   Look over the last two sections.  If you can work the deal without your equity, and you don’t mind the work of owning a rental, you might be in good shape.  If not, everything in the last section will be working against you… unless you are in one of the hot pockets where selling is easy, and buying in a different area.  I’m not going to work the math like I did above, because it is exactly the same… just putting you on the negative side.

If you are an investor, there are opportunities.  Don’t think that you can find flips all over the place.  This is not that type of market, and flipping is always dangerous.  But, there are properties on the market that can be cash-flow positive from the moment they are rented.  So, not only are the making money in the long run, but they are producing positive cash flow.

Investors are scooping up deals right now.

The bottom line is that for some, this isn’t a bad market.  For others, it isn’t much different than it was a few years ago.  Still, for many, this isn’t a good time to move.

If you are thinking about your move, give me a call and we can talk about the specifics of your property.

Sunday is Video day!… let’s have fun…

Normally on Sunday I post up a car video or two, but today will be a little different. Today’s video are about humor… and then there is a little garage humor at the end.

The first video is “The Man Song.” The song has been around a while, but this is the first video I’ve seen of it.

The second video is by Kip Adotta… I might have just slaughtered his last name… It has also been around a little longer than forever. I saw him perform it in a little comedy club in Minneapolis back around 1988 or so. It is PG13… some of the content might e a little advanced for younger kids… or they won’t get the joke.

And so there are the videos. Now for a little garage humor. We all love our tools, but sometimes we need to give them better definitions. These have been around a while, but I found a few new ones…

AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last tightened 50 years ago by someone in Michigan or England and twists them off.

AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.

BATTERY ELECTROLYTE TESTER: A handy tool for transferring sulfuric acid from a car battery to the inside of your toolbox after determining that your battery is dead as a doornail, just as you thought.

BEAM-TYPE TORQUE WRENCH: A long tool used for precisely tightening nuts and bolts. Chief characteristic of using = The handle will ALWAYS contact firewall or fender-well just BEFORE the required torque value is reached.

BREAKER BAR: A long tool for loosening and tightening nuts and bolts. May substitute for TORQUE WRENCH. When used to tighten nuts and bolts, the rule of thumb is “Tighten Until It Strips – Then Back It Off 1/4 Turn”.

CLICK-TYPE TORQUE WRENCH: A long tool used for precisely tightening nuts and bolts. May also be used as a very accurate and expensive BREAKER BAR

CRESCENT WRENCH: See PLIERS

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly painted part you were drying.

EIGHT FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2X4: Used as a long lever with crushable ends.

E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is ten times harder than any known center punch or drill bit.

FLASHLIGHT: A GREAT holder for dead batteries.

GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise or peanut butter. Used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.

HAND ELECTRIC DRILL: Normally used for spinning steel Pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works great for drilling mounting holes in fenders just above the brake line that goes to the rear wheel.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: A device used for raising a vehicle off of the ground. When RAISING – The first stopping point will ALWAYS be 1/2 inch below the top of the Jack Stand. When LOWERING – The stopping point of the Jack will ALWAYS be 1/2 inch above the height needed to remove the Jack.

MECHANIC’S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on boxes containing tonneaus, soft tops, and leather upholstery kits.

OXY-ACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your garage on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside a brake drum you’re trying to get the bearing race out of.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used as a non-drifting drift to ALMOST align motor mount holes. Can also be used, as the name implies, to round off Phillips screw heads.

PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbor to see if he has another hydraulic floor jack.

PLIERS: An adjustable tool used to round off bolt heads.

PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

PUTTY KNIFE: A shorter and wider version of a GASKET SCRAPER (above). Who the heck uses putty anymore anyway ?

TIMING LIGHT: A stroboscopic instrument for illuminating the grease that has built up on a harmonic balancer.

TROUBLE LIGHT: The mechanic’s own tanning booth. Accurately called a “drop” light. It is a good source of vitamin D, “the sunshine vitamin,” which is not otherwise found under automobiles at night. Health benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 60-watt light bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge. More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading. Makes a tinkling sound and a whisp of smoke when splashed with radiator coolant.

TUBING CUTTER: A very accurate tool used to cut brake and fuel lines exactly 1/2 inch too short.

TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters caused by the above.

TWO-TON HYDRAULIC ENGINE HOIST: A handy tool for testing the tensile strength of ground straps and fuel lines you may have forgotten to disconnect.

VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to rapidly transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you’ve been searching for the last 15 minutes.

WIRE BRUSH WHEEL: Cleans rust off old bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint whorls and hard-earned guitar string callouses in about the time it takes you to say, “Ouch….”

1/2 x 16-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A large motor mount prying tool that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end without the handle.

6-FOOT STEEL TAPE: A long slender steel ribbon with inch marks. Steel tapes ALWAYS break-away and bend downwards just before you reach the point to which you are measuring.

I hope you had a great weekend. I’m getting ready to start watching Super Bowl commercials… I might be posting about those tomorrow. I will have to get to real estate soon, too…

Are you CPR Certified?

AED instructionFebruary is National Heart Health Month.  And, for those that haven’t been paying attention, my lovely wife and I are expecting kid two in about a month.  So, in preparation for that event, we decided to take a CPR/First Aid class.  The hospital requires one if the baby is under a certain weight (I think that he has already passed that weight, and he isn’t out yet…) before the parents can bring the child home.  We did a class before Garrett (kid one) was born, and even in the short four years since, there have been changes in techniques, technologies and best practices.Gail practicing the Hiemlich

Gail being the veteran planner set up a course with a local instructor.  The curriculum included children’s First Aid, AED usage, and CPR for adults, children and infants.  The class was about 4 1/2 hours… with a small class (three of us).  The great thing for us was that we were able to clear a spot at the house and have the class here.

The instructor was David Scott (not the Congressman), and he is certified by the American Heart Association as the Red Cross.

I have had these classes previously.  In addition to the children and infant CPR, my 4wd club has an Automatic External Defibrillator and we’ve held classes for its use.  Unfortunately, my adult first aid training is pretty old… but not any more.

The price of the class was very reasonable.  Even with the small group size, it was under $60/person… and way more convenient than driving 45 minutes to get to the class.  David demonstrating CPR

If you are interested in getting up to date on the latest in first aid… which I recommend to EVERYONE… just do it.  David owns and operates CPR First and can be reached at DScottCPRFirst at aol.com (address modified for the benefit of the spam bots… use the @ instead of “at”).  Shoot me a message through my contact form if you would like his phone number.

As James Dean said in his traffic safety PSA back in the 1950s, the life you save may be mine.  Hopefully I won’t need it, though.  In fact, I would hope that nobody really needs to ever use any of this training, but we should all prepare in case there is a need.

Enjoy the game tomorrow… I’ll probably talk about some commercials Monday…

Buyer’s Market? Take your time? No…

I was going to write something completely different, and then I ran across this post by Greg Swann at Bloodhound Blog.

I can’t do much to improve it, only echo it.

 In a seller’s market, qualified buyers are essentially a fungible quantity. Each one is simply a pile of money in the seller’s eyes — some larger, some smaller, some sooner, some later. Allowing for risks and opportunities, one is as good as another.

Not so for buyers. Houses are inherently non-fungible — each one is unique in location, appearance, construction, condition, amenities and lifestyle factors. Even with so many homes for sale right now, it can be a challenge for buyers to find even one house they are completely committed to buying.

The bottom line is that when you find a home you want to buy, don’t think that you are the only person on the planet that thinks it’s a cool place.

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